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Saturday, September 27, 2008
A day with 5's instead of 7 and later 6..
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Uniqueness of each blood type (funny)
Friday, September 19, 2008
Male and Female Showering Habits
Shower like a woman...
Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights, darks, whites, man made or natural.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If husband seen along the way cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
Look at womanly physique in the mirror and stick out belly. Complain and whine about getting fat.
Get in shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, loin cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash hair once with Cucumber and Lamprey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.Wash hair again with Cucumber and Lamprey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
Condition hair with cucumber and lamprey conditioner with enhanced natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red raw.
Rinse conditioner off hair taking at least 15 minutes to make sure that it's all come off.
Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
Scream loudly when husband flushes toilet and water loses pressure and turns red hot.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of small African country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
Check entire body for remotest sign of spots. Attack with nails and or tweezers (if you can find them).
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If husband seen, cover up any exposed areas and then rush to bedroom to spend hour and a half getting dressed.
Shower like a man...
Take off clothes while sitting on bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to bathroom. If wife seen, shake knob at her while shouting "Way Hey!!"
Look in mirror and suck in gut to see your manly physique.
Admire size of knob in mirror, scratch bollocks and smell fingers for one last whiff.
Get in shower.
Don't bother to look for wash cloth, don't need one.
Wash face.
Wash armpits.
Laugh at how loud farts sound in the shower.
Wash bollocks and the surrounding area.
Wash arse, leaving hair on soap.
Shampoo hair but do not use conditioner.
Make Mohican hairstyle with shampoo. Pull back curtain to see self in mirror.
Piss in shower.
Rinse off and get out of shower. Fail to notice water on floor because shower curtain outside bath for whole shower time.
Partially dry off.
Look at self in mirror, flex muscles and admire size of knob again.
Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on floor.
Leave bathroom light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, grab knob, go "Yeah baby" and thrust pelvis at her.
Put on yesterday's clothes.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
IKEA
Sunday, September 14, 2008
PhilYouth Chalet
After the practice, we headed down to Jurong Point to breakfast and we ate at BANQUET. I was quite pissed with these couple because Fauzi wanted a chair to sit and asked the couple to take one of their chairs, but rudely this couple said "Go and find another chair!" that was extremely rude. I can't tolerate that. The couple was sooo scared that their bag get dirtied and put their bag on the chair instead of the wife putting in on her lap. >:()
Headed down to East Coast Park for the PhilYouth chalet to celebrate their GOLD for the SIBF. Ate and chat with the peeps there. Pauline's father fetch us near her house and Izzat the kind hearted one provide us a free taxi ride. Thanks Zat! :D
Well here's are some pictures while we were on the lorry. And a video of Fauzi being "gentle"
Friday, September 12, 2008
Exams are Over!!!
Today went out with the K.Boys. Our plan was to breakfast at POPEYES and after that to play LAN at EASTPOINT. But after we finished eating and headed down to EASTPOINT, the LAN shop is closed as they are upgrading. So the guys went to STARBUCKS instead to LEPAK (hang out). We were playing some random game that was created by Hazizi. We called ourselves like:
Wayne: Abang Chameleon
Ogy: Abang Longhill
Etc.
Hang out like until around 11 plus and headed home. Took the cab to zizi's house and took bus home. And here I am blogging. Let the pictures do that talking.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
1 more to go!
Today went down to the hospital to visit grandma as I want to see her condition. I think she's been brave and doing well. Seeing her cry just now makes me feel very sad. But i really pray hard that she will get well soon. Insyallah. Spend half of my day in the hospital like from 11 30 am to 8 pm? Yeap, it's tiring for me to stay there doing nothing. But I sacrificed my time just for her.
I wanna say thanks to those people who wished me good luck. And thanks for tagging everyone! Especially Bob and Bobby, you guys better watch out. Don't think I don't know who are you guys. AHHA!
Guess I shall end it here for now.
Monday, September 8, 2008
Jurong Green Performance
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Worried
Got home today and mom talked to me about grandma. She's been very sick. And just now the ambulance took her to the hospital to have an X-ray. She's has alot of water inside her liver. I just feel so worried about her. She's the only grandma that I left with. And sad to say that I have to see her that way. She even fell in the toilet quite a number of times. I really miss her being strong and happy. But, the only thing that I can do is to say some prayers for her. God, please give her the strength to be strong and healthy. I can't bare to lose another my love ones.
Exams is next week and I still haven't study for my CRN. Argh! What am I gonna do? Everytime I keep saying to myself to revise but in the end, I don't even make the effort to do it. Cmon Idham, this is your responsibility and it's your choice. Don't make stupid mistakes that you make in the past. Everything that happened in my life has always been my choice. Firstly, it's my choice to study hard and maybe if I do that, I can even end up in Poly now. But life has to move on. Just make the future the best and let the past be the past.
Oh God, please have mercy....
Monday, September 1, 2008
First Day of Fasting Month
Here's a video that I want to share with you peeps.
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