u must play,
or a man will appear by your bed
with a knife and will kill you.
The only way to save your life
is to pick the condom that
represents your love life.
Oh, by the way,
do not ignore this
because if you do,
He will come at the time of 2:16 A.M.
(Yes, that is in the morning.)
and Kill you.


Clear Condom:
Just broke up with someone, or they
broke up with you,
but still have feelings for them.


Blue condom:
Single, looking For the right someone,
but hating being single!

Orange Condom:
Taken and about to break up.

Pink Condom:
Single.

Green condom:
Taken & truely in love with the
person.

Purple Condom:
Taken and confused about what's going
wrong with your relationship.

Trojan Condom:
Like someone who doesn't like you
back.

Tye-dye Condom:
Just taken... and confused ?? about
stuff

Red Condom:
If your a ninja.

Black Condom:(currently)
Single and like someone, but confused
as to whether they like you back or
not.

Teal Condom:
Like someone who likes you back,
but not going out yet.


Broken Condom:
she's pregnant

Yellow condom:
you like someone who's dating someone
else but you flirt a lot with them and
they flirt back

No Condom:
Your tired of bulletins involving
random multi-colored objects, and if a
man appears by my bed with a knife,
ill shoot the mutha fucker & watch
that asshole bleed to death